GoodBye, Cruel World...
My amusement for the morning is currently coming from an article geared to Mormons entitled, "Overcoming Masturbation." The author gives a number of suggestions on how this particular sin can be overcome, but this one is great:
Of course, this means I don't have to give up blogging and LiveJournal, because nobody who participate in those activities masturbates. (snort)
3. If you are associated with other persons having this same problem, YOU MUST BREAK OFF THEIR FRIENDSHIP. Never associate with other people having the same weakness. Don't suppose that two of you will quit together, you never will. You must get away from people of that kind. Just to be in their presence will keep your problem foremost in your mind. The problem must be taken OUT OF YOUR MIND for that is where it really exists. Your mind must be on other and more wholesome things.
Of course, this means I don't have to give up blogging and LiveJournal, because nobody who participate in those activities masturbates. (snort)
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