"Web 2.0rhea"

Since everyone's nipples are so hard over Twitter, I read articles like this and chuckle:

Those who couldn't stop talking about Twitter included Twitter lead architect, Blaine Cook, who reminds us of Susan Dey in her Partridge Family heyday. "Blaine Cook is awesome," said conference MC Lee Dryburgh. "He invented Twitter." "Actually, I didn't invent Twitter," said Blaine Cook. "Jack Dorsey, our CEO, invented Twitter." Naturally, Blaine Cook's Twitter presentation was diced into 140-character sound bytes - just like Twitter.

not that i'm going to dump twitter, mind you. It is fun.