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Impulse-buying and the gun-show shell game


The battle for sensible gun control currently focuses on a
concept known as "universal background checks." The idea is, if you
want to buy a gun, you should be checked to determine your eligibility
and suitability for gun ownership. If you go into a gun shop in most
states, you have to undergo a background check. In many states, you also
have to wait a few days before you can take your purchase home.

The big exception to these rules is the "gun show." Gun shows are
events held in arenas or meeting venues, where gun dealers set up
tables/booths and sell their wares. Gun dealers are required to have a
Federal Firearms License (FFL) to do business, even at gun shows.
Private citizens, individuals who do not have a FFL, are often also
allowed to set up tables at gun shows and sell items from their personal
collections. Waiting periods are usually waived for gun show purchases.
FFL-holders are required to perform background checks, but the "private
citizens" do not

These gun shows are a Big Deal for the gun industry. For openers,
lifting the waiting period enables impulse-buying. A guy walks into a
gun show, sees an AR-15 rifle, and wants his man-card validated. If he
were to go to the gun shop, he'd have to wait a few days. That gives him
time to think over that thousand-dollar purchase. He's not "cooling
off" because he wants to kill his wife, he's thinking about his his wife
is going to kill him for spending all this money on a gun.

Not so at the gun show! You walk in, less than a man, you walk out
with a RIFLE! (insert Tim Taylor grunting here). Yes sir, you can renew
your man-card right now! Well, right after we do your background check.

Background check? OK, how long will that take?

Just a few minutes, of course. The dealer's got 3-4 others he needs
to run as well, so go have a coffee, walk around just a bit, and you'll
be shooting beer cans in no time flat!

A few minutes? OK...just enough time for the buyer to check his
phone. Text from his buddy. A few facebook comments. And a text from his
wife.

His wife? Yeah, you know, the gal who's going to be wicked pissed if
he comes home with a renewed man-card. Suddenly, that $1000 purchase is
looking less and less like a good idea.

No, thanks, Mister Gun Dealer, I don't think I want to fill out that background check form. I'll just move along.

Hold on there, friend! We can fix you up and get you that man-card
right now! Go across the aisle to my good friend over there. He's a
"private collector," who happens to have that AR-15 you want to buy on
his table. Since he doesn't have a FFL, your purchase will be between
you and him, and that's none of the government's business.

Woohoo! Man-card studliness, here we come!

That's the shell game. The FFL-holder can't sell the gun without a
background check. Background checks slow down the purchase process,
nullifying the impulse-buy desire. No impulse buy, fewer sales, less
profit. The gun dealer can't break the law, and doesn't want to, by and
large. So, he "sells" a bunch of guns to a private citizen, background
check, paperwork, waiting period, all in order. Said private citizen
sets up a dealer's table at the show. Private citizen engages in private
transactions. It's all done in a flash, without time for buyer's
remorse.

The big problem here is, naturally, the breakdown in checks and
safeguards. It's not that gun dealers want to sell to madmen and mass
murderers. They want to sell to law-abiding citizens who buy on impulse.
Their workaround for the latter enables the former.

Don't let the gun industry and their NRA-based rodeo clowns fool you.
Background checks cut into impulse sales. That reduces profits. That's
what it's all about.

The scariest thing about refereeing youth sports



My deepest sympathies to the family of Mr. Ricardo Portillo, who died from injuries stemming from a referee assault:


The teenager was playing goalie during a game at Eisenhower Junior
High School in Taylorsville when Portillo issued him a yellow card for
pushing an opposing forward trying to score a goal. In soccer, a yellow
card is given as a warning to a player for an egregious violation of the
rules.
The teenager, quite a bit heavier than Portillo,
began arguing with the referee, then unleashed a punch to his face.
Portillo seemed fine at first, then asked to be held because he felt
dizzy. He sat down and started vomiting blood, triggering his friend to
call an ambulance.

When I refereed soccer, I never really worried about being assaulted by a player, even when working high school and men's league games. I was a high school teacher; I know how to use my voice to present an air of authority that usually sets the tone. The morons that scared me were the dads of kids in little-kid soccer.

I pray three things come from this incident:

1. The local high school sports association compensates the family for the wrongful death.
2. This young man's life isn't totally destroyed by a long prison sentence.
3. this incident is reviewed, analyzed, and appropriate training is given to players, referees, and coaches, so that assaults become non-existent.

RIP, Ricardo


Lycée Français de la Nouvelle Orléans : Follow-ups @TheLensNOLA should ask

Interesting article on the Lycée Français de la Nouvelle Orléans charter school, and whether their firing of the school's principal violates open meetings laws. In the midst of that, a section caught my eye:

Klingler said that while the email string was representative of the board’s communication concerning Otis’ resignation, he believed the board was being guided by its attorney. Throughout the process, Klinger said — from Otis’ evaluation until her resignation — board members consulted with attorney Justin Schmidt, also of Adams and Reese.“I believe that the fact that the board’s attorney participated in and facilitated these discussions gave the board confidence that what we were doing was within the law,” Klingler wrote.

Two things I'm curious about. First, why is a financially-strapped charter school using Adams and Reese, one of the city's top (and expensive) law firms as its corporate counsel? It would be interesting to see how much taxpayer money they've shelled out to the firm.Second, why are lawyers from Adams and Reese participating in open-meetings law violations? I suspect I know the answer to this already, though. They don't know any better. Corporate counsel regularly do business with clients via e-mail, just like the rest of us. Thing is, a charter school isn't just any other corporation. They're chartered by the Recovery School District and funded by the state. That makes them subject to a lot more laws and regulations than the average corporate client of the firm. If you hand off a charter school to an associate who spends the bulk of their day doing "regular" corporate work, it's no surprise the lines get blurry.Still, it would be nice to see comment from both the board and the firm on these issues.

Hornets' name change offers insight into the mind of the team's owner

Tom Benson's decision to re-name the NBA's New Orleans Hornets,
changing them to the New Orleans Pelicans, is less about money than it
is about his love/hate relationship with the city and its business
community.

New Orleans Hornets owner Tom Benson
announced today that he's changing the team's name to the New Orleans
Pelicans. Changing the name of a professional sports team isn't all that
bad, for either the owner or the fans. After all, names like "Lakers"
for Los Angeles or "Jazz" for Utah are just silly.

My favorite theory for a new name for the Hornets came from Bill Simmon's sports website, Grantland.
It was a grand, three-team name swap: Bobcats to Utah, Jazz to New
Orleans, and Charlotte gets the Hornets' name back. While that theory is
sports-fan sckpeculation, it made perfect sense for two of the three
teams right off the top.

Logo of the New Orleans Pelicans (AAA baseball) in the 1950s

Tom Benson took another road, though, reviving a piece of
intellectual property he's owned since the early 1990s. In 1993, Benson
acquired the Charlotte Knights, a AA baseball team. His plan was to move
them to New Orleans and rename them the Pelicans. Benson acquired the
Pelicans name for this purpose; the Pelicans
were the city's old AAA team. The Pelicans were founded in 1887, and
played in New Orleans regularly from 1901-1959, with a brief revival in
the 1977 season. There's a lot of baseball heritage in the Pelicans
name; even "Shoeless" Joe Jackson played for the Pels.

Benson's plan to own a baseball team fall apart immediately after he
acquired the Knights. Right at the same time, Major League Baseball
awarded the city of Denver a team in The Show. With the Colorado Rockies
moving into Denver, baseball's rules stated that the city's AAA team,
the Denver Zephyrs, had to leave. A group of New Orleans businessmen,
led by attorney Rob Couhig, acquired the Zephyrs. MLB policy is that
team relocations are a top-down procedure, so the move of Couhig's
Zephyrs trumped the move of Benson's Knights/Pelicans. That policy was
backed by MLB Commissioner Selig, and that should have been the end of
the story. Benson, however, was not satisfied with that outcome, and he
took Major League Baseball to court. The suit was dismissed, since
baseball's anti-trust protections under federal law are clear and
strong.

This left Benson with a baseball team he couldn't bring to town, He
divested himself of the Charlotte Knights, but kept the Pelicans name. I
don't know whether or not Couhig's group approached Benson at the time
to acquire the Pelicans name, but one way or the other, the Zephyrs
retained their name when they came to New Orleans. In the Zephyrs' case,
keeping the name wasn't going to be a problem, since the much-beloved
wooden roller coaster at the then-closed Pontchartrain Beach amusement
park in Gentilly was called the "Zephyr." The team spent its first two
seasons playing at the University of New Orleans' Privateer Park, not a
mile from the former location of that roller coaster; the relationship
was cemented.

Benson's decision to use the baseball team's name for the city's
basketball team essentially guarantees that there will never be another
baseball team named Pelicans. While this disappoints many older baseball
fans and historians, it's really not that big of a deal to many. An
entire generation now knows that baseball in New Orleans means the
Zephyrs. Those of us who rode the roller coaster also look fondly on
that name. It's good by us. And the Pelicans? The choice may be the
result of a fit of pique on the part of an angry old man, but the city
will adjust. We usually do.

Adieu, Images Without Borders

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When my friend Laura Bergerol told me about her idea for Images without Borders, I was moved. She and her colleague from Boise, Stacy Ericson, wanted to do something where professional photographers would donate images to their site, which would then sell them, donating the proceeds to Hatian earthquake relief. It was a wonderful idea, and it's sad that it couldn't sustain itself into an on-going thing, but disaster awareness is a fickle thing. I'm sorry to see they're closing the project down.

People get aware of the disaster/crisis du jour, and the older ones vanish from the public consciousness. Keeping such a site moving would put the ladies in almost a full-time fund raising mode, so it's no surprise they want to let it go and focus on their own photography.

Thanks for the hard work, ladies! :-)

Right Blogistan Blogger @ReturnOfKings gets his ass kicked...by a girl...

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Yeah, I know, making conservative bloggers look stupid is picking low-hanging fruit, but this guy Roosh stepped in it big-time with a post, The 9 Ugliest Feminists in America. Wonkette eviscerates him in epic style, including his photo, excerpts from his book on how to have sex with women from Ukraine, and some other goodies (Wonkette article NSFW; Roosh article simply stupid).

The hilarious thing here--his nine women are actually quite attractive. Dude dismisses two summarily because they're "fat." Methinks that's why Wonkette posted his pic, to point out that the judge and jury on this one (Roosh) aren't all that gorgeous in the first place.


Monday Streetcar Blogging and Legendary Locals!

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Looking
up Canal Street from St. Charles Avenue (on the left of the
photographer) and Rue Royale (on the right). The stores are lit up for
Carnival, with Daniel Henry Holmes' department store on the right the
brightest of the bunch. This shot was taken late at night, because Canal
in the evenings would have been filled with streetcars. To have the
four main line tracks on Canal empty for so many blocks means it's well
past midnight.

The large rectangular building one block up from
Holmes Department Store is that store's biggest competitor, Maison
Blanche. To the left of MB is the Chess, Checkers, and Whist Club.

Today
is Release Day for my new book, Legendary Locals of New Orleans! If
you're in Metro New Orleans, get thee to Maple Street Book Shops,
Octavia Books,
Garden District Book Shop, Barnes & Noble, or your neighborhood
Walgreens and buy my book! :-)


You can also order it online (B&N, Powells, Amazon, Direct from Me), but there's no ebook version yet.


OR, if you like book events, hold out until January 31st, and join me for a discussion and signing at Octavia.


Even if you're not coming to a book signing, you can purchase signed copies from this website, or I'll gladly sign your copy when I'm in town. I'll post my "coffee shop office hours" for folks when I'm home.

Deconstructing Frank Luntz

Pollsters and image-consultants like Frank Luntz are the best and most interesting Monday-morning quarterbacks. Luntz's latest advice to Republicans, published in Friday's Washington Post, encourages them to return to the "kinder, gentler" language of St. Ronald of California, while still hitting Dems hard on their philosophy.

When examining an "expert" like Luntz, the first thing you have to do is establish that his version of the facts is bullshit. Take this paragraph on Social Security and Medicaid:


Never mind that the fiscal cliff legislation Obama just signed has more
than $40 in tax increases for every $1 in cuts or that Social Security
and Medicare are hurtling toward insolvency. And it doesn’t matter that
the president says he will not negotiate over the debt ceiling; thanks
to his effective messaging, it is Republicans who are being blamed for
intransigence.



We could spend the week discussing just how fast "Social Security and Medicare are hurtling toward insolvency" and not reach an agreement. Luntz tosses this tidbit in as if everyone agrees this is a factual statement. It's not. It's Republican bullshit. It's important to never accept their version of the "facts," particularly when those "facts" are framed in such a way as to scare voters into voting Republican. But it's not good enough to argue the facts, because Luntz is spot on when he reminds us:


The presidents who communicated in emotional terms — JFK, Reagan,
Clinton and Obama — have been able to move public opinion to get what
they wanted, while those who took a more intellectual approach — Carter
and George H.W. Bush — were defeated by public opinion.



So, we have to play both games. Hold Republicans accountable on the facts, but also frame the debate emotionally, so we continue gains at the polls. Luntz wants Republicans to move away from "unforced errors" like these:


The unforced GOP language errors are many. Here’s a start:

●Instead
of smaller government, they should talk about more efficient and
effective government. The former is ideological language of the 1980s;
the latter is practical language of today.

●Instead of tax reform,
talk about making the IRS code simpler, flatter and fairer. Speak to
what people really hate about the code: its complexity.

●In
addition to cutting spending, they must talk about controlling — not
capping — it. What angers Americans more than how much politicians spend
today is how much more they know Washington will waste tomorrow. A
“cap” can be lifted, but “controls” are constant.

●Instead of
entitlement reform or controlling the growth of Medicare and Social
Security, talk about how to save and strengthen these programs so they
are there when voters need them. After all, they paid for them.

●Better
than discussing economic opportunity and growth, Republicans should
talk about creating a healthier and more secure economy. Everyone
benefits when economic health is restored. And while economic
opportunity would be nice, security is a necessity.

Listen to what he feels are errors-"smaller government," "tax reform," "cutting spending," and "entitlement reform." This language is straight out of the neo-Confederate/Tea Party playbook. He's right, this language doesn't play well with anybody but the Teabaggers. The problem is, those are the people who show up at the caucuses and forums during primary season. They're the solid base of the Republican Party. Romney tried to soften the language, and the "etch-a-sketch" strategy blew up on him.

To change the language, Republicans will have to change the audience. They need to kick the Tea Party to the curb. They need enough non-teabagger Republicans to come out in the primaries and caucuses to give the nutjobs a beatdown. I can't wait to see that strategy implemented.

And you gotta love Luntz' advice on framing the gun debate:

Beyond fiscal policy, Republicans need to revamp their messaging on other issues. For example, the tragic school shooting in Newtown, Conn.,
offered Republicans a chance to discuss public safety — a more personal
issue than “crime” — on a human level. That hasn’t happened, but it
still can. Most people agree that there is a middle ground between
gun-control hard-liners, who see every crime as an excuse to enact new
laws, and the National Rifle Association, which sees every crime as an
excuse to sell more guns. The Second Amendment deserves defending, but
do Republicans truly believe that anyone should be able to buy any gun,
anywhere, at any time? If yes, they’re on the side of less than
10 percent of America. If not, they need to say so.

Republican CongressCritters may be in that 10% of America, but so are the NRA and the gun manufacturers who pump millions into their lobbying arm. Does anybody really think changing that language will happen any time soon? Thing is, every crime is an excuse to sell more guns. The re-election of a black man as President is an excuse to sell more guns. And as every crime pumps billions into the pockets of the manufacturers, more of it finds its way into the war chests of the pro-gun Critters. This is trickle-down economics that works.

Then there's immigration:

Immigration is a similar example. There’s a good reason Romney did worse
among Hispanics than any GOP presidential candidate since 1996. You
can’t tell people to “self-deport.” While he was talking about illegal
immigrants, who can’t cast ballots, many Hispanic Americans — who are
voting in growing numbers — were certainly turned off by that comment.
The immigration debate is about rule of law, but those laws should be
enforced with compassion. The consensus among Americans is for “tall
fences and wide gates” — a greater effort to prevent illegal immigration
while welcoming those who come here for the right reasons and in the
right way.

Most Hispanics agree. They’re not asking for open borders or blanket
amnesty. They just don’t want to be regarded as criminals. And because
of oft-repeated phrases such as “illegal aliens,” Hispanic voters don’t
think Republicans like, welcome or respect them. So how can they vote
Republican? Immigration reform that brings people out of the shadows is
the last, best opportunity for the party to reset its broken
relationship with Hispanics.

For openers, when Luntz says "most Hispanics agree," I'm immediately skeptical, but that's the facts again. The sticky parts of immigration reform don't involve border controls, but what to do with all the undocumented Hispanics already in this country. That's why Mittens' line about "self-deporting" came off so horrid. Look at the young adults whose situations would be improved by the DREAM act. Several states are already denying higher education benefits to undocumented residents. Luntz is suggesting Republican Critters soften their language to appeal to Hispanics, when doing so will well and truly anger their base of neo-Confederates who hate brown and black people. Good luck with that.

Dr. Frank wraps it up with the notion that GOP Critters need to "reintroduce themselves," but to whom? The things they say shore up their base. If they follow his path, they lose the teabaggers, gun nuts, and worse still, the gun money.  How is this a winning strategy?

Maybe Luntz really is a Kennedy Family plant in GOP circles.

IVF is the silver bullet of "personhood" laws

Yes, CongressCritter (and former Veep candidate) Paul Ryan signed on to the re-introduction of the Sanctity of Human Life Act. This odious piece of legislation wants to give Zygote-Americans full rights of citizenship. The fundigelical wing of the Republican Party is basically bringing up everything they lost on last November, because they have control of the House of Representatives.

Progressives know full well this legislation has no legs whatsoever. I will never get to President Obama's desk for the veto stamp, because it will never get past the US Senate. Unlike CongressCritters, Senators have to run state-wide, and they see the numbers of people who voted for POTUS, even in the "red" states. It's great fodder for making the Republicans look like morons, naturally, but there's one aspect of the bill that gives us the chance to up the game a bit.

Giving zygotes full legal protection under the law is seen as the easiest way to implement a total ban on abortion in the US. It's also a bureaucratic and legal quagmire, when one considers the possibilities. Will miscarriages become homicide investigations? Will a pregnant woman who smokes or has a glass of wine with dinner be charged as an unfit mother? Can a rapist really sue his victim if she gets pregnant from the rape and wants to terminate? This bill would take us down the path to theocracy, which is why it's all just a big political circle-jerk. The House Republicans pass it, giving them cover with their fundigelical constituents who actually think they want theocracy. They pass the bill on to the Senate, where the Democratic majority lets it die. Republican Senators shrug their shoulders and give those "what can we do?" press conferences, and it's all gone for two years.

If you really want to shine some light into these people, pile on to the rape angle of this bill. Showing that men like Paul Ryan don't care about a woman's rights is easy, but it only goes so far. Women in the neo-Confederacy are willing to let this slide, if it means their Critters continue to protect them from the Eebil Coloreds like Hussein Kenyatta Obama, and the Godless Homos who want to take their guns away. When you want to go after Republican politicians, hit their owners. On this issue, that's all the doctors and clinics who do In-Vitro Fertilization (IVF).

When a woman wants to get pregnant by IVF, the doc removes a dozen or so of her eggs, fertilizes them with the husband's sperm, then re-inserts the zygotes. They'll often implant half a dozen or so, which is why you read of multiple births, twins and triplets, sometimes more, from IVF moms. So, the process starts with a dozen or so eggs, but only half of those are implanted, because some eggs don't get fertilized. There are a lot of cases where all the sperm are strong and forceful and make it to shore. The doc doesn't want to create more "octo-moms," so a lot of those zygotes remain in the petri dish.

But if the Sanctity of Human Life Act were to become law, those little Zygote-Americans in that petri dish would have rights! IVF doctors would be murderers! The moms who allow their eggs to be fertilized may be considered accessories to murder! It's just another abortion!

Just another abortion...isn't that something that the "Right-to-Life" lobby, with its bands of merry crazies, along with the "pro-life clubs" in Catholic high schools should be working to stop? How come they're not out there, picketing the IVF clinics? Baby Killers!

Hold on there, buckaroo...the reason nobody talks about this is because this is the "good" kind of abortion. What kind is that? The kind a Republican woman gets, of course. Those little Zygote-Americans are dying for a worthy cause, namely, making more Republican babies. IVF procedures can cost anywhere from $10,000 to $30,000. Who has that kind of discretionary income lying around? Republicans!

No worries, though, it's all buried in the circle jerk.

That's why it needs to be brought to the forefront. Challenge your local abortion wacko group(s). Demand an explanation why they don't oppose/picket/threaten IVF clinics. Put them on the scent, make the crazies latch onto IVF as evil, then see what happens. IVF is a very profitable business. Doctors often vote Republican because they earn higher incomes, they have larger estates to pass on to their heirs, and they hate lawyers and malpractice lawsuits. They give tons of money to Republican CongressCritters to protect their interests. What happens when you turn the religious crazies against the country-club doctors?

Perhaps we'll go back to having more rational Republicans in office. Perhaps the crazies will fight for their beliefs to the finish, and we'll get Democrats. Either outcome is better than the Paul Ryans we have now.

Teen Suicide in New Orleans

I don't know the details in the case of a Mount Carmel Academy
student who took her own life this week. I don't need to, either--it's
none of my damn business. The case has me thinking/reflecting, however,
because of a conversation I had with my now-18yo kiddo last spring. I
asked him if he had read an article in Rolling Stone about a rash of
teen suicides in a school district 30 minutes north of Minneapolis,
Minnesota. Nine teens committed suicide over a period of two years.
That's enough to be considered a "cluster" - an outbreak of a very
severe magnitude.

Talking to kiddo about the article, I asked how many suicides would
it take in Catholic high schools in New Orleans before the schools would
collectively go to "red alert," moving to a level of concern beyond the
day-to-day counselling/discipline routine. His reply was immediate:
one.

I wasn't so sure. Kiddo's opinion was based on his own school, and
personal observation of how Brother Martin handles bullying. I used to
think the school was good at addressing the problem years ago, but now
I'm very impressed at how serious the administration and faculty there
take bullying, and how aware they are of gay young men in the student
body. Being gay in an all-boys pa Catholic school certainly is no bed of
roses, but I have a lot of confidence in the ability of BMHS teachers
and staff to take every step to make sure the school isn't a hostile
environment for them.

I'm not so sure about the other Catholic high schools in the city. I
want to believe that the others are as serious about their students'
mental health, and bullying in particular, as Brother Martin is, but I
don't have first hand experience. I know we were conscious of these
things when I taught at Redeemer, but that's thirty years ago now. It's
also different in all-boys schools. Boys tend to be much more overt in
bullying. The bully wants the world to see how big, strong, and tough he
is. On the other hand, "mean girls" are a lot more subtle.

Every parent of a boy or girl in high school, public or parochial,
should stop this weekend and take stock of their child's behavior. Yes, I
know, 99% of us don't want to believe our kids do anything
bad/wrong/cruel/mean to others. Stop for a moment, however, and reflect
on your child. Reverse that 99%, and consider seriously the possibility
that your child is a bully. From a BBC article on the subject:

Consider the following:

  • Is your child going through a difficult time?
    
  • Does your child feel overlooked or overshadowed?
    
  • Could your child be copying someone else's behaviour - maybe an adult or older sibling at home?
    
  • Do other members of your family use aggression or force to get what they want?
    
  • Are you allowing your child to use aggression or force to get what they want from other people? 
    

Those of you reading this who still think your child would never be a
bully, keep something in the back of your mind: do you want your
child's actions to be the reason another child took their life? Think of
the damage that will do to your child as their behavior is exposed on
social networks, not to mention the possibility of a wrongful death suit
being brought against you.

After you reflect on your own child's behavior, then take a moment
and contact the school administration. E-mail the principal and/or
disciplinarian, and ask them what the school's policy towards bullying
is. In the girls' schools, ask these educators how they handle cliques
of "mean girls." Take the answers you get from them very seriously. Be
sure you can honestly say you are satisfied with their approach and the
school's philosophy.

It's Red Alert time, New Orleans. One suicide is one too many. Fix this before it becomes a contagian.

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