Republicans: December 2007 Archives
He's one of Bill Maher's Dickheads of the Year:
Even more disgusting than Craig. Caught dead to rights as a customer of the D.C. Madam, and explained it away by saying, "Several years ago I received forgiveness from God in confession." Oh, well, all righty then, it's all good, then you're obviously not a disgusting, horrible hypocrite who runs on family values and then fucks whores at home and in Washington.
h/t adrastos
Then there's this catch from oyster:
RSCC member challenges Vitter to sign affidavit saying "he never had a homosexual encounter
Huh? homosexual? our Vitty-cent?Whatever will we tell the children?
Two pleasant year-ending stories, to be sure.
...drove these drunk fucks home:
We even closed the place down as Murray Starkle (hubby’s old buddy) hit the piano. A few glasses of wine and some lalas to fill in for missing words, Murray entertained us with every song he knew (at least partially). Next time we are bringing sheet music with the words.
If you can’t afford the fine dining and still want to enjoy the atmosphere (who the heck really can),you can always have something at their beautiful bar where Deborah make a mean Cosmo, there are tons of fabulous wines and every flavor of Abita Beer is stocked (my favorite)!
US 190 between Mandeville and Slidell is two-lane. That road always makes me nervous at night when I've gone up for Lodge meetings (Kosmos #171, F&AM, meets at Lacombe Lodge's building, just off 190), I feel like I'm taking my life in my hands.
I need to make sure I co-ordinate with Greta and make sure I'm away from their dinner group.
The Carlyle Group buys the Magna Carta.
(h/t dKos diarist xxdr zombiexx)
Part the Second, courtesy of Rude:
The number of families seeking emergency food and shelter is rising around the country. Right now, the Rude Pundit is listening to the petulant, pissy fucktard President rant about how the Congress wants to destroy the jim-fuckin' dandy economy he's given us all, like he's St. Nick and every day is goddamn Christmas. Meanwhile, everywhere, people are being crushed by debt and stupid financial decisions, tempted by the promise of cheap and easy lives. As the President screeches about the Democrats raising taxes and how it will murder us all, the Rude Pundit can't remember a moment when Bush faced Americans and said, "You know what? Shit's expensive. And you may need to sacrifice." Nope, it's always, "As long as you give me everything I want, you can go about your business." Except that lie is becoming more and more pronounced, as with every tinpot dictator and petty emperor in history.Profound as this is, I really wanted to quote Rude because he called Bush a "pissy fucktard." Still, it's important to keep in mind that this idiot and his cronies are screwing up more than the housing projects in the city.
Mike Huckabee edition:
The U.S. shouldn't try to kill Saddam Hussein in Iraq, Mike Huckabee declared when he first ran for office. No women in combat anywhere. No gays in the military. No contributions in politics to candidates more than a year before an election. His statements are among 229 answers Huckabee offered as a 36-year-old Texarkana pastor during his first run for political office in 1992. In that unsuccessful race against Sen. Dale Bumpers, Huckabee offered himself as a social conservative and listed "moral decay" as one of the top problems facing the country.OK, a redneck governor spewing redneck-ed-ness is no big surprise. That he would want to soften the tone of some of these statements is no big surprise, either. But the stupid! It burns!
Earlier this year, Huckabee said, "Nobody's going to find some YouTube moments of me saying something radically different than what I'm saying today."No, Mike. We know you're a redneck and a knuckle-dragger. Which is why you won't be the second President from Arkansas.
